Sunday, January 31, 2010

MARRY ANN, GET TEN FREE

MARRY ANN, GET TEN FREE



Kallchea Brestarak, Kuwait Igorjechea hall-ant, Holy Family Choir
hannim vorsavolicho ‘Parent’s Day’ manoilo.
Hea nimtan Bab Mario Fernandes hannem borovn-digdorxit kel’lem
nattkulem machier dakhoupant ailem.
Hem vinodhi nattok polloupak hall-ant lokachi vordoll (gordi) axill’li.
Ponn, hea kepek bhailanchea vorn dadleancho ankddo subeij laglolo.
Kiteak zannai?
Nattkuleachem nanvuch suchoitalem nhoim?
MARRY ANN, GET TEN FREE !!.


Nattkuleak sakun, boroch huxir korun, Martin ghora pavlo. Luhan dharachi chavi kaddun bhitor sortalo, titlean ‘Home Minister’ Shrimati Merlin sofa-r
boson axill’li tache nodrek geli. Martin bhitor sorun aple potinink mogacho
beij ditna….


MARTIN: Hi sweet heart. I think I am late.


MERLIN: Na, na, tujem ghoddial ghora lagim visrun gel’loi nhoim?
Voram kitlim zal’lim mhonn koltelem?


MARTIN: Angavele kopdde boddlun ietam.


MERLIN: Tondd bond kor ani bos hangasor. Mhaka sangun gel’lo,
mummy-chea ghora vochun rokhddoch ietam mhonn.
Tum kitem kai mhollear, Edwyn, Selwyn, hankam ghevn Igorjichea
vosreant nattkulem polloupak pavlo? Tuka bailecho khol husko
assunk zai aslo mu?


MARTIN: Actually, kitem zalem tem zanai darling?


MERLIN: Chup!! Tuka khobor asa hanv khoimchea poristiticher asa tem.
Ho mhojo nimnno mhoino. Mhaka eksurem sodun vetai?
Khoimchai vellar tras zavn dukhavoll (labor pain) ievnk xoktta.
Poiloch ‘parto’ mhojo. Zata titli zotnai gheunk zai ami. Ani tum kitem kai mhollear ‘mobile off’ korun MARRY ANN, GET TEN FREE polloupak ghela. Hamm ??


MARTIN: Igorjen bhitor toxench kompoundant ‘mobile off’ korcho mhonn tujich xiddkaunni asa nhoim?


MERLIN: Tiatrachea vorsrean ‘off’ korcho oxem sangunk nai.


MARTIN: Kednai-kednai tea hall-ant dhormik misachi bhettouni zata, te katir ‘mobile off’ dovorlolo.


MERLIN: Puro, puro. Hanv zannach aslim tum soglle ‘excuses’ toiar korun astolo mhonn. Bail tuji hanv, kombea. Tuka fattlean-fuddlean pok’ko
ollkhatam. Gelea Brestarak ‘night vigil’-ak voch mhonn poratlelem.
Poilench amchem bhurgem. Ir'rloso teag kor ani borea baxen mhoji
‘delivery’ zavnk Devak ulo kor mhollear, tuvem mhaka sanglem ‘week end’
ani nak sokoilem gheuchem chucktta... Ani te dogui tuje mevn’ne Edwyn,
Selwyn khoim gele?

MARTIN: Tuji boddboddi akaxvanni ‘on’ zatli mhonn tannim poilinch ghora
poll marli.


MERLIN: Ek sang. Tum mhaka sangonastana mudd’dom
‘Marry Ann, Get Ten Free’ nattkulem pollovpak kiteak pavlo?



MARTIN: Mhaka dislem.....mhaka dislem....


MERLIN: Tuka dislem, kaim dukhannar (shopar) vikri asta BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE. Ani oxench kitem tori nattkulean ANN-a sovem ghoddchelem
asa. Tichea lagim logn zatele novreak anik dha Ann-acheo bhoini melltelo, oxem tum chintun gel’lo. Ponn sermanv firgea bhasen zalo nhoim?
Khobor na tuka, ‘never judge the book by the cover?’

MARTIN: Mhaka khoim khobor, borovpant chuk asli mhonn?
Paper-ar ani Goa-world.net-ar jahir kelelem ‘Marry Ann, Get Ten Free.
Ponn xevottachea porddeant dakhoilem, Marry Ann, Get TAN Free.
Ho TAN mhonntat to Ann-cho bhav zaka sasupai funkot diunk toiar aslo
Ann-a thaim kazar zotelea novreak. Zoxe tuje dog bhav Edwyn,
Selwyn mhaka poddleat.


MERLIN: Ekuch nakar marun nak chepoitelim. Mhoje bhav ankvar.
Tankam osle khell sobt'tat. Tanchi pirai hi. Hea dis tanche. Khoimchei
darar tannim marunk zata.


MARTIN: Mhoji xir meli kitem?


MERLIN: Mhonnchem? Ho nnov mhoine purmentacho ‘speed breaker’
ghalun tum pois-pois bhonvunk soddtai kitem?


MARTIN: ‘Speed breaker’ asta thoim gaddi ‘slow’ cholovpak poddtta
nhoim?


MERLIN: Heach khatir tum hevtten-tevtten heddtta to, ‘fast lane’ melltta
kai mhonn….Avois…m-u-m-m-y....
Martin, please…. help me.....m-u-m-m-y......


MARTIN: Honey kitem zalem?


MERLIN: Come on Martin, baby coming. Vegim mummy-k phone kor.


MARTIN: Tumchem bailachem borem mugo.
Poilech amrut logn-ratik killoch marchi m-u-m-m-y........
Ani bhurgem zanvchea vellar bi dukhin m-u-m-m-y ?????



Lino B. Dourado
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gulf-goans/message/3229
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