Sunday, October 25, 2009

AITARACHEO KATKUTLEO: Topasni Korchi, Skuttor Cholovchi


Topasni Korchi, Skuttor Cholovchi



Otumbrache 16ver Divalichea adlea disa ‘Sanatan Sanstha’-che dog bhagidar skuttor choloitana, okosmat skuttorint bomb-sfott zaun te zokmi zale ani fattim-fuddem somple. Bhirante vinnem skuttor cholovpi kalcho Goykar kitem kai mhollear, aichi bhirankull poristithi pollevn ghora kodden dovorlolea skuttorichi fattlean-fuddlean topasni korun Devachea nanvan skuttorir bostat mhunn, oxi amkam khas khatrecha mon’xa koddsun kollit zalam.



Sumanacho bazar haddunk mhunn ghel’li Suresh Borkarachi mahest ghorkarnn bazar korinastana, ritea hatamni ghora portololi pollevn, to ekdom thotaklo. Tachi ghorkarnn Sudha, ghorant bhitor sorche-sorun aroddli.



“Khoinchea disa tumi mhaka bazarant vochunk sanglem?”



“Age, havem sangil’lem tuka bazarant vochunk? Sunaprant disaleak, takhtin ek lekh dhaddunk zai dekhun, falleam boroboruch bazarak vechem mhunn tuka sangil’lem havem. Punn tum aikopi? Apnnalench khorem korpi mhu? Tum oxi ritea hatani portupak, Moddganvchea bazarak zalam kitem?”



“Bosiveli dhenvun bazara dixen cholunk laglim zalear, sorbhonvtim pulisamni purayen bazarak veddo ghatla. Pulis ani pulis-kuttre bazarak tenkhun axill’lea motorink, skuttorink topasnni kortale tem pollevn mhaka dista bazarak konnem tori porchea bhaxenn bomb ghatla. Ani he bhirantin, jiv aslear bhik magin mhunn ghora portolim.”



“Kosli bhivkulli ostori ghe tum? Kitem chol’lam tem pulisank vicharchem aslem. Tem asum atam. Nigttoch mhaka Sunaprant sompadpeacho fon ail’lo ani tannench kollit kelam bazarak tekhun asull’lea vahanam (vehicles) Goychi Bomb Disposal Squad pulis ani pulisanche kuttre topasnni kortat mhunn”



“Kiteak?”



“Az Somar nhi ghe? Son’var ani Aitar sutti aslolean Divali porbek choddan chodd bazarantlim mhuki lojam bond axill’lim. Sumanantlo poilo dis mhonntoch, lokachi ghorddi zatoli nhi? Ani ghorddi asta thoim, porche bhaxen atankvadi faido kaddit mhunn, lokache surekxe khatir pulisamni pavl marlam asot.”



“Ani zannaim?”



“Sang nhi”



“Mhoje bhazuk bosil’leo bailo mhaka sangot skuttorintlea bomb-sfottan, skuttoricher bosun axill’lea mon’xanche kulle ani kiturancho nas zalo khoim.”



“Xi hollxig! Pozddeo ostoreo muge teo. Bomb-sfottan mon’xache kuddichem kasgi sandde pinztole vo na ghe?”



“Asum tem. Punn ek mhaka somzona, he bomb Narkasur ratik ghalunk tankam yevzol’lem koxem?”



“Nosto akantvadeacho hetu zaun aslo Goychea lokacho Narkasur dobajo piddear korchelo. He Hindu dhormvadi ‘Santan Sonstha’-cho arop mhollear Narkasur bobajo korun denvcharak vhoddponn divop. Ani dusrem mhollear itihas uspilear dhorm jatim modim duspott ani ttenxonn aslolem Moddganvchem xar. Poromporik dhormacho riti samballun ail’lea Goykaram modim duspott korchelo tancho hetu. Age chol. Tujem lagim uloit ravlear mhozo lekh sompcho nam. Pisvi toyar kor. Tintear tori vochun baji-palo ghevn yetam.”



Lekh sompoilea uprant to tintear vochunk nheslo. Mezar dovorloli pisvi ani skuttorachi chavi ghetli. Skuttorixim vochun skuttor start korchea vellar taka kosli tori yiad zali. Divalechi porob aslolean ghele 4 dis skuttor ghevn to khoim vochunk nam. Tannem skuttorichem seat ugtem kelem. Voir sokol skuttorichi topasni kortana tachi ghorkarnn Sudha bhair yevn vicharlem.



“Tumi ojun vochunk nant? Skuttor cholona?”



“Sanatan Sanstha-chi khobor divpi Abhay Vartak sanglam, bomb-sfottan somplolea Malgunde Patil ani Yogesh Naik hanchea skuttorin kone tori bomb ghalun dovorlole mhunn. Dekhunuch hanv skuttorichi topasnni kortalom.”



“Tum khoinchea sonvsthen samil asa tor? Tujer bomb ghalunk?”



“Ami lekhok nhi ghe? Amchi borpavoll kritika viret sompta? Zaitea zannank mhozo kirodd asa nhi? Thodde tor mhojer bezaruch asat. Khasgi jivitacher atak korta nhi hanv? Dubhav pois korunk skuttorachi topasnni kelear bori nhi? Bonka poddim bomb-sfottan mhagelea sursuretacho nas zalear?”



Lino B. Dourado



AITARACHEO KATKUTLEO: Walkover? Ttenxon Kiteak?


Walkover? Ttenxon Kiteak?


Chalu vorsachea Otumbrache 1ler thavn 50 hozaram voir mahest-denngi (gifts-in-kind) ditoleak, kor (tax) lagu zatolo mhunn, Central Board of Direct Taxes (CBDT) hannim IT Act 1961 hacher haddarun kaido chalik laila. Denngikaran vo denngi divpean affidavit korun, denngi ghetoleachem avoy, bapui, dhuv, put, bhav vo bhoinn koslem natem (kin) asa tem jahir kelear, tankam voilo kor lagu zavncho nam, oxem CBDT odhikarean fuddem kolit kelam.



Camilo boro bhurgo zalear ek khoddegant futboll khellgodi. Futboll moidonar to porzollta. Sodanch to aple ttimink zoit dita ani tannem goal marun dilolea zoitachi khobor sogllea disaleancher chappun yeta mhunntoch, tachem nanv vollkiche zaun ghelam. Tachea khellpache huxarkayek ani bore xistik lagon, ganvchea bhatkarachea tegam dhuvantli vhoddli dhuv mogan asa. Camilo modlea klasintlo zaun aslolean, zati-kati manddpi bhatkar, aple vhoddle dhuven vichun kaddlolea soirigotticher ragar zata ani tacho mog nhoikarunk aple dhuvek koddok utramni xiddkaita. Punn jitt khellpi dhuve mukhar bapaichem xannponn cholona zaun, Camilo ani Joan-achi ixttagott, fuddlea mhoineant thavn kazarachea ekvottan ghott zaunchi asa. Punn….



Porchea disaleacher voili bhatmi vachun, Camilo bexttoch pertubado (disturb) zala. Khorem mhollear tannem vhokoll-bai Joan-achea ghorchea thaim, dott nhoi mhunn dennem magunk nam. Joan-achea girest avoy-bapaichi khuxi, aple morgadd dhuvek ek flett, gaddi, ani her vilaxi (luxurious) mahest-dennem koxem divnchem. Oxem tor, voir aslole bhatme pormonnem Joan-achea bapain, apnnalem dhuvek gifts in kind dita mhunn tannem affidavit toyar korun, IT odhikareank kollit korunk nibel gorjechem. Ani oxem zalolem Camilo-k naka aslem. Kiteak? Lok khoim somzotolo? Dottivinem to kazar zala mhunn? Voilea kaidean, tachim chintnam padd ghalim. Ani tatuntlean tatum anik ek dhoko mhollear, kalchea Sunkrarak hea vorsantli futboll league suru zaunchi asloli. Kaim futboll mahasongoth- ache (football federation) sokoile dorjeche vagnnukek lagon, league-k khelltole ttimini futboll moidonar walkover diun, fuddarak hea movsomantli league chalu astoli vo nam ho ek vhodd prons dor ek farik kelolea khellgoddeak, chintnachea moidonar xennoila. Ani hem pikasanv Camilo-k sottaitana….



“So what! Tuzo futboll khell tuka posta? Hoi? Tor kitem zalem? Tumche ttimin walkover dilear? Ani tum mhaka kitem sangunk aila? Mhojea mogacher walkover …….”



“Joana please! Hea vellar mhojim bhavnnam (feelings) somoz…”



“Koslim bhavnnam? Mhojea moga vonn tuzo futboll khell vhodd? Mogacho teag havem keleat. Tujea moga khatir mhojea bapai koddlean nixttur utrancho mar khaila. Tuka, tuzo futboll khell vhodd vo hanv?”



“Aikun ghe! Futbollavixim hanv titlem ttenxon ghena. Don mhoinem uprant gifts in kind ho kaido pas korunk zai aslo mhunn, hanvem tuka poir ugddas kelolo. Havem tuzo niz mog kela. Tuje bore gunn ani vagnnunk mhoje avoyk avoddlolean, ticheach axirvaddan havem tuka mhojem korun ghetlam, ani nhoi tuje bapaichea gireskayek bhulon.”



“Oh I see! Hem sodanch tum mhaka sangot aila. Tor kitem zalem mhozo avoy-bapui aple kkuxen mhaka mahest-dennem dita zalear?”



“Amkam flett kiteak zai aslem? Amchem lhanxem ghor……..”



“Hum! Atam somzolim. Mhojem aik Mhaka flett zai mhunn, havem mhojea bapaik vinonti keloli”

“Punn kiteak?”

“Vachunk nam tuvem? Hea disamni gorom-gorom paper-ancher chappun yetoli bhatmi”

“Kosli?”

“All India Mother-in-law Protection Forum, hachi”

“Hi kosli sonstha?”

“Amchea Bharotan joint family poddot asa. Kazar zolole put ekach ghorant ravtat ani tanchi avoy ghor choloita. Sun-sasumaimcho vadvivad zaun thodde pavtti sune koddlean sasuk opmanachea utrancho mar khavncho poddtta. Ken’nai hangar hat zata. Hem soglle char vontti bhitor cholta. Bhailo somaz sasumaimchem dukh aikunk toyar nam. Dekhunuch, sunam koddlean tras nam mellche mhunn Dil’li, Mumbai-che sasumaimni andolona (campaign) suru keleant. Lohu-lohu korun, Bharot desachea dusrea prathant pavtolim ani Goyam pavunk fattim nam.”

“Tor kitem zalem? Mhoji avoy, sunnek tras ditoli tosli nhi.”

“Kazar zavnchea adim ek rong asta ani kazara uprant topia bhaxen rong bodolta. Irlexe chukik vo somzonenk lagon maim-sunechem kestanv suru zata”

“Osli dharunai tujea vo mhojea avoy sovem ghoddchi nam”

“Ani ti ghoddchea adim, mhojea bapain mhoji surokxe khatir mhaka 3 bed rumamchem flett toyar kelam. Az tumche ttimin walkover ghetlo mhunn tuka khub ttenxon zalam. Toslim ttenxona sonsunk, mhojea bejeak sokott nam. Tea khatir, kazar zalea uprant tuje avoyk, walkover divnchea adim ami amchea flettan ravunk ghelear chodd borem zatolem”

“Punn mhoji maim……”

“Chodd uloilear kaddun hatant ditolim”

“Kitem?”

“Tuvem diloli utrachi mudi…”


Lino B. Dourado



Thursday, October 22, 2009

AITARACHEO KATKUTLEO: This is Wrong Number Baby

This is Wrong Number Baby



Kalchea Son'vara, Febrerache 14ver, mhagelea mobilar ek SMS sondhex ailo ˜I have liked many, but loved very few, yet no one has been as sweet as you. Happy Valentine's Day“ Shoba"


Mhagelem kalliz ghoss zalem. Mhageli nidh udli. Kallzache dhape (hearts beats) choddle. Shoba? Nanv vollkichem koxem kat laglem. Khoim tika dhoddil'lom gai hanv? Yad yena zali. Mhagelea mobilar nond zal'le tigele ankdde, topasle. Mhagelem mon don toren bhogun (divided) ghelem. Konnem tori mhojer moskoreo korunk na mhu? Vo ghoddie chukon tigelea Valentine-ank dhaddlolo sondhex, mhagelea mobilan giulo gai? Yevzunk poddlom.


Valentine's Day, ek kherit mog kornarancho dis. Tambdde rongit ful diun aple kallzache ubav dakholl kortat. Niz premi, to dis sangatak sartat, jevonn-khan ani ekuch bottlint don straws ghalun thond-pivonn (cold drinks) piyetat. Ani tea disa tangelem rongar ail'lem prem-natem polloun, thoddeank kuzli zata ani pottant chabunk lagta. Ani hi puschim sonskruttai, (western culture) amchea oslea Bharotichea sonvskrutti add veta mhunn sangun, aplo nixedh jahir kortat. Tornatteamni ani odhik korun kolejik vetolea vidhearteamni, be-moriadik (vulgar) chal-rit vapddit zalear tancher zobordosten kharvai kortole mhunn Sri Ram Sena loskorin, Valentine Dis paltoleank ek koddok xiddkavnni dilea, ani dekhunuch kachabull zalolea mulltotv'vadeank (fundamentalist) budd xikoichea khatir The Pink Chaddi Campaign Febrerache 5ver, 2009 thavn suru kelea, ani mogan fottovlolea ani nirxelolea Shri Ram Sena-chea fuddareank ani vangddeank ˜pink chaddis" dhaddcheo kelam.


Valentine Dis-ak virodh dakhoitole Sri Ram Sena-che fuddari, tanchea jivitan, mogachea khellant harleat, dukhovleat ani dekhunuch te nixedh porgottaitat. Mogacho orth tankam somzulolo zalear az him pixeaponnam sonvskrutti nanvan cholchim naslim. Korem mhollear, mog fokot ekuch disacho nhoi. Khoro mog jivitbhor togpak zai. Mogan bandloli dori vhodd tufan ailear pasun tuttun vocho na. Vorixtt vaddoll-mollak fuddo korun jivitache koxtti kantte mostun mog fuddem cholot veta. Ani khorelea mogak konnench addavunk zaina. Ghoddie pormesvor Ram-an, aplo mog dakhounk Sitak ful dil'lem astolem. (Hanv chuklom zalear konnem tori mhaka sarkem sangchem). Mogache xhime bhair vochum nastana, vorsantle 365 disantlo ek dis mekleaponnan sarunk mogeank dilo zalear, kitem zata gai?

Korea mogacher sonvskruttichea nanvan boball kortolea mulltotv'vadeank, Karnataka-che bhaduray (courageous) ostoreamni aplo tallo uttailolo polleun khoreanich tankam cheppem kaddchelem. Ani fuddarak Goyant, Goychea ostoreanchi cholvoll, pulisanchea hatank kounchechim kanknnam pattoun divchelim zaunk zai. Kiteak? Goyant ostoreancher onit (injustice) zata ti Bharot desachea khuimcheach pratant zainam dekhun.

Mhaka SMS sondhex pattoitoli ostori somzoli astoli, tigelo sondhex tigelea khorelea mogiak pavlo koso. Wrong number-ar sondhex pavla mhunn tika kollounchem oxem mhaka dislolean hanvem ankdde dhamble. Mhojeach fonank ravtolea porim, ekuch ring zotkean tinnem aplo fon ukol'lo ani mhaka ˜hello" mhonnpak sondi dinastana, soroll tinnem mhonnlem.

˜Thanks for your pink chaddi. You see, see. I am just stand in front of the mirror. I like how your love just fits on me"

Hello, hello. Listen to me. This is wrong.., ani mhojem aikonastana tinnem fon bond kelo.



Lino B. Dourado

14/02/2009

Aitaracheo Katkutleo - An Eyeful a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

AITARACHEO KATKUTLEO


An Eyeful a Day Keeps the Doctor Away



˜Lulu HyperMarket-an bhitor sorpa vatter astona, mhozo mobile vazlo. Fon korpi ixttak hanvem sanglem, Indian fresh halal mutton vikot ghevnk hanv khas ailam. Tacho vichar mhaka:



Ghelea don sumana adim tuvem ˜Tuji Bholaiki Tujea Hatant’ ho lekh boroilolo, ani tatunt tuvem, bhajipallo vo torkari khailear bholaiki ghottmutt dovorpak zata mhunn sol'lo (advise) dil'lo. To konnank?



Thodde vachpi, mhagele lekh mon divn vachtat mhunn tea disa mhaka kollun ailem. Hanv khos! Sigerett, mon'xachea arogeak ekdom vaitt ani hache vixim lekh boroitolo zalear, borovpean khaxea sigerett oddchi oxem na. Saud koxi-kat samballchi tem protek mon'xachea hatant asa. Anik thoddim vorsam, sonvsari jivit togpa khatir, sabar lok bholaike vixim vachop korun apnnale saudechi bouch kallji ghetat. Ani oxem kelear, tujea duensancho sota tunch voiz zata, ani bhailea voizachi titli goroz asona mhonntat.. Dekhunuch, aicho-i lekh bholaikecheo katkutleo korun boroitam



Amche Goyant, adim aikonk naslolim duesanchim nanvam dispotim disaleancher, atam ami vachtat. Minacho dhonddo choltole vatarantlea lokakachea nak-tonddantleant dhull bhitor vochun ˜liver-achem duens chodda promann zavnk laglam. Adim bhov thoddem kankr vo cancer piddechi gozal ami aikololi, punn atam tem ek main killer disease mhollear fott zavnchi na. Kaim follam vegim pikpachea khatir tancher koslo tori rosayonik (chemical) upeog kortat mhunn kolun ailam. Ani tacho porinam kankr piddek boli poddpacho ek soeg. Punn vhodd bhirantechem mhollear thannacho kankr (breasts cancer) tornne ostoreancher chodd promannem zavnk lagla tem pollevn Goychem voiziki xastr ghuspagoddolak poddlolem asa.



Tornatteo ostoreo breasts cancer-ache pidden kostovtoleachi gozal tumchea dolleam mukhar dovortana, dusre vatten novi pollovnni (survey) kelea tea pormonnem, daddlea mon'xan ostoreche thannank vo breasts chittkun polloilear char tem panch vorsam odik bholaikechem jivit favo zata mhunn sodpus kortoleanim (researchers) sodun kaddlam



Germany-che Dr. Karen Weatherby hannem, 200 daddlea mon’xancher panch vorsancho sod (research) kelea uprant, tun-tunit ostoreanche ubar aslole xatier disantlean 10 minutam dollebhor nodor ghalear lingi zag heun, (sexual excitement) rogtachem ghollop bore toren zaun, presanv ani kallzachem duens komi korta mhunn Ingladachea New England Journal of Medicine’ hea voiziki potrar vachunk mellta. Tancho obeas dakholl korta, disantleant thoddeo minutam monbhulavnnecho halchal korpi daddlo, bholaikecho chodd lab gheta khoim. Punn khoinche ostorecher? Sodanch disti poddtolea aplech ghorkanniche vo dusre ostoreche xaticher chittkun nodor dovorlear? Hem mat khoinsoruch vachunk mellonam.



Ani jednam ek ghorkar low-cut nheslolea ostorecher vankhddi nodor ghalta tednam, ghorkarnnin somzochem aplo ghorkar lamb jivit jieunk tozvit korta. Goyche ostoreamni, aplem nhesop moriadi bhitor dovorun aple kuddichi mansugi samballchi.. Na tor, dusrea daddleanchi bholaikechi xikar, ghoddie tum zait.



Lino B. Dourado



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