Thursday, October 22, 2009

AITARACHEO KATKUTLEO: This is Wrong Number Baby

This is Wrong Number Baby



Kalchea Son'vara, Febrerache 14ver, mhagelea mobilar ek SMS sondhex ailo ˜I have liked many, but loved very few, yet no one has been as sweet as you. Happy Valentine's Day“ Shoba"


Mhagelem kalliz ghoss zalem. Mhageli nidh udli. Kallzache dhape (hearts beats) choddle. Shoba? Nanv vollkichem koxem kat laglem. Khoim tika dhoddil'lom gai hanv? Yad yena zali. Mhagelea mobilar nond zal'le tigele ankdde, topasle. Mhagelem mon don toren bhogun (divided) ghelem. Konnem tori mhojer moskoreo korunk na mhu? Vo ghoddie chukon tigelea Valentine-ank dhaddlolo sondhex, mhagelea mobilan giulo gai? Yevzunk poddlom.


Valentine's Day, ek kherit mog kornarancho dis. Tambdde rongit ful diun aple kallzache ubav dakholl kortat. Niz premi, to dis sangatak sartat, jevonn-khan ani ekuch bottlint don straws ghalun thond-pivonn (cold drinks) piyetat. Ani tea disa tangelem rongar ail'lem prem-natem polloun, thoddeank kuzli zata ani pottant chabunk lagta. Ani hi puschim sonskruttai, (western culture) amchea oslea Bharotichea sonvskrutti add veta mhunn sangun, aplo nixedh jahir kortat. Tornatteamni ani odhik korun kolejik vetolea vidhearteamni, be-moriadik (vulgar) chal-rit vapddit zalear tancher zobordosten kharvai kortole mhunn Sri Ram Sena loskorin, Valentine Dis paltoleank ek koddok xiddkavnni dilea, ani dekhunuch kachabull zalolea mulltotv'vadeank (fundamentalist) budd xikoichea khatir The Pink Chaddi Campaign Febrerache 5ver, 2009 thavn suru kelea, ani mogan fottovlolea ani nirxelolea Shri Ram Sena-chea fuddareank ani vangddeank ˜pink chaddis" dhaddcheo kelam.


Valentine Dis-ak virodh dakhoitole Sri Ram Sena-che fuddari, tanchea jivitan, mogachea khellant harleat, dukhovleat ani dekhunuch te nixedh porgottaitat. Mogacho orth tankam somzulolo zalear az him pixeaponnam sonvskrutti nanvan cholchim naslim. Korem mhollear, mog fokot ekuch disacho nhoi. Khoro mog jivitbhor togpak zai. Mogan bandloli dori vhodd tufan ailear pasun tuttun vocho na. Vorixtt vaddoll-mollak fuddo korun jivitache koxtti kantte mostun mog fuddem cholot veta. Ani khorelea mogak konnench addavunk zaina. Ghoddie pormesvor Ram-an, aplo mog dakhounk Sitak ful dil'lem astolem. (Hanv chuklom zalear konnem tori mhaka sarkem sangchem). Mogache xhime bhair vochum nastana, vorsantle 365 disantlo ek dis mekleaponnan sarunk mogeank dilo zalear, kitem zata gai?

Korea mogacher sonvskruttichea nanvan boball kortolea mulltotv'vadeank, Karnataka-che bhaduray (courageous) ostoreamni aplo tallo uttailolo polleun khoreanich tankam cheppem kaddchelem. Ani fuddarak Goyant, Goychea ostoreanchi cholvoll, pulisanchea hatank kounchechim kanknnam pattoun divchelim zaunk zai. Kiteak? Goyant ostoreancher onit (injustice) zata ti Bharot desachea khuimcheach pratant zainam dekhun.

Mhaka SMS sondhex pattoitoli ostori somzoli astoli, tigelo sondhex tigelea khorelea mogiak pavlo koso. Wrong number-ar sondhex pavla mhunn tika kollounchem oxem mhaka dislolean hanvem ankdde dhamble. Mhojeach fonank ravtolea porim, ekuch ring zotkean tinnem aplo fon ukol'lo ani mhaka ˜hello" mhonnpak sondi dinastana, soroll tinnem mhonnlem.

˜Thanks for your pink chaddi. You see, see. I am just stand in front of the mirror. I like how your love just fits on me"

Hello, hello. Listen to me. This is wrong.., ani mhojem aikonastana tinnem fon bond kelo.



Lino B. Dourado

14/02/2009

Aitaracheo Katkutleo - An Eyeful a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

AITARACHEO KATKUTLEO


An Eyeful a Day Keeps the Doctor Away



˜Lulu HyperMarket-an bhitor sorpa vatter astona, mhozo mobile vazlo. Fon korpi ixttak hanvem sanglem, Indian fresh halal mutton vikot ghevnk hanv khas ailam. Tacho vichar mhaka:



Ghelea don sumana adim tuvem ˜Tuji Bholaiki Tujea Hatant’ ho lekh boroilolo, ani tatunt tuvem, bhajipallo vo torkari khailear bholaiki ghottmutt dovorpak zata mhunn sol'lo (advise) dil'lo. To konnank?



Thodde vachpi, mhagele lekh mon divn vachtat mhunn tea disa mhaka kollun ailem. Hanv khos! Sigerett, mon'xachea arogeak ekdom vaitt ani hache vixim lekh boroitolo zalear, borovpean khaxea sigerett oddchi oxem na. Saud koxi-kat samballchi tem protek mon'xachea hatant asa. Anik thoddim vorsam, sonvsari jivit togpa khatir, sabar lok bholaike vixim vachop korun apnnale saudechi bouch kallji ghetat. Ani oxem kelear, tujea duensancho sota tunch voiz zata, ani bhailea voizachi titli goroz asona mhonntat.. Dekhunuch, aicho-i lekh bholaikecheo katkutleo korun boroitam



Amche Goyant, adim aikonk naslolim duesanchim nanvam dispotim disaleancher, atam ami vachtat. Minacho dhonddo choltole vatarantlea lokakachea nak-tonddantleant dhull bhitor vochun ˜liver-achem duens chodda promann zavnk laglam. Adim bhov thoddem kankr vo cancer piddechi gozal ami aikololi, punn atam tem ek main killer disease mhollear fott zavnchi na. Kaim follam vegim pikpachea khatir tancher koslo tori rosayonik (chemical) upeog kortat mhunn kolun ailam. Ani tacho porinam kankr piddek boli poddpacho ek soeg. Punn vhodd bhirantechem mhollear thannacho kankr (breasts cancer) tornne ostoreancher chodd promannem zavnk lagla tem pollevn Goychem voiziki xastr ghuspagoddolak poddlolem asa.



Tornatteo ostoreo breasts cancer-ache pidden kostovtoleachi gozal tumchea dolleam mukhar dovortana, dusre vatten novi pollovnni (survey) kelea tea pormonnem, daddlea mon'xan ostoreche thannank vo breasts chittkun polloilear char tem panch vorsam odik bholaikechem jivit favo zata mhunn sodpus kortoleanim (researchers) sodun kaddlam



Germany-che Dr. Karen Weatherby hannem, 200 daddlea mon’xancher panch vorsancho sod (research) kelea uprant, tun-tunit ostoreanche ubar aslole xatier disantlean 10 minutam dollebhor nodor ghalear lingi zag heun, (sexual excitement) rogtachem ghollop bore toren zaun, presanv ani kallzachem duens komi korta mhunn Ingladachea New England Journal of Medicine’ hea voiziki potrar vachunk mellta. Tancho obeas dakholl korta, disantleant thoddeo minutam monbhulavnnecho halchal korpi daddlo, bholaikecho chodd lab gheta khoim. Punn khoinche ostorecher? Sodanch disti poddtolea aplech ghorkanniche vo dusre ostoreche xaticher chittkun nodor dovorlear? Hem mat khoinsoruch vachunk mellonam.



Ani jednam ek ghorkar low-cut nheslolea ostorecher vankhddi nodor ghalta tednam, ghorkarnnin somzochem aplo ghorkar lamb jivit jieunk tozvit korta. Goyche ostoreamni, aplem nhesop moriadi bhitor dovorun aple kuddichi mansugi samballchi.. Na tor, dusrea daddleanchi bholaikechi xikar, ghoddie tum zait.



Lino B. Dourado



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