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AITARACHEO KATKUTLEO
Lapitt
DUKHOINASTONA KANTTO KADDCHO
Ponnjeche dixen spidin vetole Honda Civic motorin okosmat break marlo, ani reverse-an yevn Ribandar bos stendar bosik ubo ravtolea fuddean thambli. Motoricho arso dhenvoun bos stendar ekloch ubo asloleachea nanv ghevn, motor cholovpean ulo marlo.
Bosichi vatt pollevpi monis, apnnalem nanv aikun thotaklo ani tea vonn motor cholovpeak pollevn bhouch ojaplo. Kolejintlo ixtt to. Sumar char-panch vorsam uprant poilech khepek taka dekhtalo. Motorixim ailo. Motor cholovpi bhair sorun taka ghott veng marli. Motorvalean, bosik ubo ravpi ixttak, apnnale motorin bosoilo.Motorvaleacho mobile vazlo. Tannem fonar nodor ghali ani mhonllem, “Bloody bas****”,
ani motoricho escalator dhamlo. Kolejin sangatat sarlolea disancheo yadi korit te dogui khobrancher gul’l zalole astona motorvaleacho mobile portean vazlo. Porot teach mon’xacho fon mhunn koll’lolean tachi tokli firli, Mottea talean avaz korunk sodi, punn susegadin mhonllem.
“Kitem zalem? Az mhozo ugddas kelo. You swine. Nam, nam. Tuka nhoi. Gaddie fuddeant dukor pasar zalo. Oi, oi. Hanv gaddi choloitam, dukra. Hea dukrank velluch nam rostear bhonvunk? Toxem kaim nam, uloit rav. Hanv hand free mobile set-ar asam. Mhaka ulovpak addkoll zaina boila. Ham! Kitem? Oi re! Chodduch gorvam rostear, speed-breaker koxim ubim zatat. Surokxit mhunn rostear gaddi cholounk zata reddea? Oi. Redde-boil khubuch zaleat dusreanchea rostear, sunnea. Sunni mhunn unni asat? You dirty dog. Motorichea ponddak poddpachem. Kitem? Gorjechem kam’ aslem? Hanv gaddi choloita nhi? Atam ulounk zaina. Pulis talanv ditole. Uprant uloitam rostada. Konn mhonnchem? Zon’voram!!!”
Denver ani Wency ekech kolejint xiktanachi ixttagott. Kolejin astona Denver ekdom thondd monis. Subeij ulovpi nhoi. Vicharta titlench sangpi, oso tacho sobhav aslo. Punn aiz? Je toren nigtoch fonar konna thaim uloila, to; toch Denver mhunn sotmandunk Wency-k bhouch kothinn zalem
“Denver, vichartam mhunn ragar zatolo?”, Ponnje pavtoch Café Bhosle-n bhaji-puri odor kortoch Wency-n mhonnlem.
“Chatt, chatt. Ragar ani tujer? Kednach nam. Khubuch tempan ami doddleat”
“Tum gaddi choloitana, gaddiechea fuddlean nhoi sunnem, nhoi-mhunn dukor, reddo, boil pasar zavnk nant. Tum uloila te toren, aikotolo monis somzolo astolo, khorench rostear tuka addkolli sampoddleat”
“Jea mon’xa thaim hanv uloilam to zaun asa mhojea timanagelea cheddeacho ghott ixtt. Amche ollkichea kuttumbantlea eka cheddvachi amizad tannem keli. Kazar zatam, zatam mhunn tannem tea cheddvacho faido kaddlo ani avoyponnacho bhes dilo. Fasak poddlolea babddea cheddvan somazache lojek poddche adinch, gupteam gorbpat (abortion) kelo. Ho ek kunn mhu? Dekhunuch, dolle foddun mhaka tachi tiddok yeta. Hoch boro chance taka hinsanvpacho (to abuse), mhunnonuch taka hanvem paddea utramni dula. Hi gozal sodd.
Tujem tem girlfriend nanv kitem tichem, tichem---ham! Fiona. Asa mhu borem?”
Denvaracho vichar Wency-k koddu laglo. Vicharlolea proxnachi zap dinastona tannem taka mhonllem. “Addle toren special cha piyepachi sonvoim ajun urlea. Oi?”
Denver sogllem somzolo. “Atanchim cheddvam, cheddeachem bolos kitlem pezad asa tem pollevn ixttagott zhoddtat. Eklo sokallchea vellar tor dusro sanjeche pasoyek vorunk tankam dog-dog boyfriend zai poddtat. Tem sodd. Tum atam khoim vochpi?”
“Eka ghorjechea kama khatir hanv Ponnje ailam. Hanga lagsoruch”
“Hanv Miramar vetam. Hem mhojem business card. Ixttagott porti zagoiyea. Fon korunk visornaka”
Wency-k, ek lhanxem punn, ekdom ghorjechem kam’ Hotel Fidalgo-n aslem. To hotela lagsor pavot ailolo. Itlean mobile vazlo. Pollelear adle girlfriend Fiona-cho. Tachea mostokak tiddok choddli. Fon korcho nhoi mhunn xembordam xiddkailolem astona bhi tem, khubuch favtti fon korun taka sotaitalem. Taka Denver-achea utranchi bas zali. Dukhonant tosle, punn chintpa sarkele thomble marun isultar korchili hich ek sondi gavlea ti piddear korchi nhoi, oxem taka monaposond dislem.
Tannem fon kanank lailo ani movall talean, “hello! Oi, oi. Hanv uloitam. Khoimsor asa kai mhunn vicharta? Infernant!!! Kitli gormi nhi gho yea kallea mazra. Aago toxem nhi. Tum kallem mhunn tujeo moskori korchea khatir mhunnonk nam. Ponnjechea rostear choltana mhojea samkara kallem mazor pasar zalem. Tuje katicho rong kallo zait, punn tuji xir samki sexy, you bloody chick. Oh no! Ek kombi motorichea pondink poddun rogtacho xinvor zala. Stupid! Konn mhonnchem? This lausy mad fool chikon. Tum khoim asa? Yea? Ham??? Tunvuim Ponnje asa kut’tre. Tuka mhonnonk nam gho yea!"
Rostear bhonvtolem kolug mhoje pattik laglam.
Khoim asa mhontlem tunvem? Kitem??????
Fokot dha metr mhojea pattlean? OH, ohhh!
Lino B. Dourado
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Aitar, 23vi Mai 2010
